What's a Comtuter Bar??

O.K., I told you more on the fun translations. This is a shop sign on my way to KIA. The 'New Continent Comtuter Bar.' I wonder if it is a place you can come to when you have gas? Come-toot-er??? I think it is actually a place to use a COM-PU-TER!! I saw a clothing store with the sign name: 'Odd and Peculiar', which doesn't exactly make me want to run in and buy their clothes!!

What Can You Carry on a Bicycle?

Well, you would be surprised at all the cool things that you could transport on the back of a bike. Yes, that is a full size sofa!!! The Chinese are experts at balancing anything on a bicycle. Here in Kunming I have seen so many things carried on the back of bikes: people of all sorts (babies strapped on their mother's backs), chairs, washing machines, TV's, glass vendor cases, stacks of mops, piles of baskets, etc., etc. It's amazing to see the heavy loads. But, the best thing to see is the meat on bikes. You'll see two whole sides of pork with the legs dangling and flopping off the back. It takes two long spikes on the bike to hold the pig halves in place securely. Meat on wheels going to market is a gas to see!! ( I'll get a photo soon on this!!) The Chinese have had a long time marriage with the bicycle and it has been a big part of transportation here for many years. It almost seems too sad to see the change to cars happening so quickly now.

Favorite Chinese Game

Mahjong is a favorite pass time for Chinese people. You can walk by many a game being played right out in the streets. It takes four people and many times it is played for money. They will take time to relax and play a game during any given day. You can see many an impromptu game started all around Kunming. Or you pass many Mahjong game parlors. I am actually learning to play Mahjong too, thanks to my Chinese co-worker, Ben. He has the patience to teach the foreign staff how to play, bless his heart. While my sister Robby lived here, she bought her own Mahjong game set of tiles. It is really heavy and I'm crazy enough to carry it back home for her this summer! It is not too hard to learn the game of Mahjong, although I would get creamed if I ever played for money like the Chinese. It's fun! Play on!!

Meat on a Stick

This site brought you 'Pineapple on a Stick', now its 'Meat on A Stick.' In downtown Kunming these Muslim vendors will sell you mutton grilled very spicy and hot. It really tastes good, but watch it, it has a bite! They are less than 2 kuai each, so 10 kuai can get you a feast of six of these yummy treats. They are perfectly safe to eat due to the hot temperatures they are grilled over. The vendors hawk them and it is difficult to get by the 'gauntlet' they create with several vendors lining both sides of a section of the street. What can an ex-pat do, but oblige them and eat this tasty Kunming meat on a stick!!

Powered by Pooh and Piflet????

Bad translations into English here in China keep ex-pats with a smile on their faces! This one, "Powered by Pooh and Piflet" is written across the hood of the cutest little yellow compact car parked in my courtyard. Every time I pass it on my way out in the morning to hail a cab, I have to grin. There are cutsey pictures of Pooh and Piglet painted on the car around the sides too. Chinese definitely go in for 'cute.' One of my favorite bad translations is on a billboard on my way to school. It is advertising a clothing manufacturer. A handsome western man in a suit looks down from the sign. He is GQ all the way and it says, "Cohesion of charm and crosscurrent of material apetency providing you with a sense of cleamness." That's it letter for letter....say what???!!! And who the heck is 'Piflet???' So, more on bad translations to come later. I get a kick out of them.

City Gates Found in Many Chinese Cities

Many Chinese cities have city gates, Whether these are recently rebuilt or they are ancient, city gates are a definite feature of Chinese cities. Kunming has the beautiful 'Golden Horse Memorial Archway.' These are located right at the main downtown city square. Any visitor to Kunming needs to go down and see the city gates. The traditional Chinese architecture of the archways is beautiful. I like to go down there just to walk around and people watch. It is definitely a hub of city life here in Kunming. It is especially fun to go at night, because Kunming comes alive at night. All the neon lights come on and turn the city into a real showcase. Plus, at night the city grime fades away and you see the bright lights and the city pulses with activity.

Exotic Peoples Mix in Yunnan

Yunnan Province is home to 25 ethnic minority people groups. China has 55 ethnic minority peoples throughout this huge country. The fact that almost half of the minority groups can be found in Yunnan Province tells you that this area is a real mixture of many peoples. Walking down the street in Kunming is often a feast for the eyes if you are a 'people watcher' like me. Many of these minority groups have an 'exotic' look. They are truly beautiful people and much more interesting to look at than the everyday Han Chinese, which make up the majority of the population in China. In fact, the Han Chinese make up 92% of the population of China and 19% of the entire global population. Living here I often feel 'like a minority' being white-skinned. It's a different feeling, but I am getting used to it. So, I love looking around and seeing the Chinese minority peoples, especially if they happen to be wearing their ethnic dress. They add such variety to the sea of people around me. They, along with all the ex-pats, make a refreshing, ethnic mix of people living in Kunming.

Poetry to Decorate Your Door

This is a great Chinese cultural tradition: decorating your door at Chinese New Year with poetic couplets. This year we really got into it when we asked our Chinese teacher, John Mark, who was returning to his home village, to bring us back a custom made door couplet. His father does Chinese calligraphy, so this is as authentic as it gets. Take a look at the door to our apartment all done up in New Year's splendor. Also, that is John Mark's father actually painting the couplet. To paste these couplets on bright red paper by your door is an ancient tradition that brings luck and good wishes. Our couplet says: On top-Spring light spread around here; the left side says-Mountain green, water clean, place beautiful; the right says-People live long, this year blessed harvest, more happy things! That sounds good to me!

Shoe Shine Gals

All over the city you can come across these women who have their shoe shine kits and want to polish up your shoes. It only costs two kuai. This is my leg getting its shoe shined in the downtown square. The shoe shine ladies often have their babies on their backs and carry their own stools and chairs to set up 'shop.' I like to get my shoes shined. I usually give them 5 kuai, just because they do a good job and at least they're working for it. There are so many beggars who just want a handout. Jeff was with me, we'd just eaten at McDonald's when this gal approached me. So, if you live in my city, there is no reason to have scruffy shoes.

Pinapple on a Stick

Today I just went by a 'pineapple on a stick' street vendor. (In February, no less!!) One nice thing about living in Yunnan is the fruit, and I don't mean my students! I mean lots of beautiful, fresh fruit of all types year around, especially tropical fruits. Because the southern areas of Yunnan Province are very warm and tropical, in Kunming, the provincial capital, there is a steady stream of gorgeous fruit from the south. I've never been a big fruit eater, but living here is changing that. The pineapples are scrumptious and juicy. The street vendors sell all types of fruit loaded up in their carts. Yummy.

Water on Wheels

In most places in China the tap water is not drinkable. So, these water guys on bicycles are a common sight on the streets. How they can ride their bikes in crowded traffic with six big water bottles balanced on the back is more than I can figure out. But, they do this with ease. Sometimes you forget to order your water and then it's a real bummer in the morning when you can't make coffee. It's a real language breakthrough when you can finally order your water in Chinese with confidence. We just ordered water today. Two big bottles. They usually arrive within a half hour of your call and deliver right into your apt. and install one bottle in the dispenser. Water on wheels took some getting used to, but it really is pretty convenient.

'House Plants' Gone Wild??

I am standing in front of what we call in the states a 'Norfolk Island Pine.' But, we have them in pots in our houses in the Midwest of the U.S.!! I have a friend in Rockford, Ben, who has a pretty big one in his family room, BUT not this big!! These gorgeous TREES grow right outside the gate to my school. Yunnan Province is the home to over 15,000 plant species. It is one of the most biologically diverse places on the earth. The tropical plants growing around Kunming make it a place of constant wonder to an old Midwesterner like me. Oh, for those of you suffering under the harsh winter back home, there is a blooming geranium right outside my window on the ledge.